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hanukkah duck

It's Hanukkah, a time when Jews around the world get together to celebrate Jesus' birthday. I understand they also burn candles, called midichlorians, or a mandalorians, or something like that, and eat lots of Chinese food. I know Jesus really tried to improve Judaism, but removing Chinese food from Christmas seems like a mistake to me. I guess Jesus was just a fussy eater.
Ecard text: Happy Hanukkah from somebody who doesn't really know what it is and hopes you will never try to explain it.

childrens art critic

Ecard text: I am sorry your child is crap at drawing. SEE? the perspective is all off ...

duck drawing seduction

Ecard text: If I wasnt interested in sleeping with you sometime, why would I send you a cool drawing of a duck? Aforementioned picture of duck.

adequate christmas

Ecard text: I badly wanted to buy you a Christmas present this year but what with this whole economic meltdown and everything... So here is a drawing I did for you of a deer instead. Actually I might have traced it.

totally drew this

Ecard text: i totally drew this for you. its a man on a horse and stuff. im all artistic and sensitive and mysterious. so uh would you sleep with me?