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hanukkah duck

December 2, 2010 · Kris St.Gabriel
Hanukkah Ecard with text: Happy Hanukkah from somebody who doesn't really know what it is and hopes you will never try to explain it.
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hanukkah duck | It's Hanukkah, a time when Jews around the world get together to celebrate Jesus' birthday. I understand they also burn candles, called midichlorians, or a mandalorians, or something like that, and eat lots of Chinese food. I know Jesus really tried to improve Judaism, but removing Chinese food from Christmas seems like a mistake to me. I guess Jesus was just a fussy eater.