ears

TGIF Ecard with text: Thank God it's Friday and the week did not end with me walking about wearing a necklace made from the ears of bureaucrats. — about this card:
ears | I like to think of myself as someone who can get along with anybody except for clowns, bureaucrats and werewolves. But filling out forms with a pen is, uh, mental torture. Forms make me agitated. I scribble, panic, weep. I yell lots about 'not wanting to live in this plane of reality'. Anyway. I had to fill out a form today. You can kinda tell, can't you?

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