Tagged as #fantasies.


school girl

Look - I'm not saying I don't have issues but when I showed today's card to the guy who delivers my mail he embraced me, burst into tears and declared himself 'expressed'. I showed it to the guy in Starbucks and he grasped my hand firmly, called me brother and announced my lattes would be free forever or his life would be forfeit. It's not all that bad being a spiritual leader some days.
Ecard text: I think that if you really cared about me I would have come home to find you dressed as a Japanese school girl at least half a dozen times by now.

progress report

So, what did you do today? I drew a smurf. What?! Yeah - a smurf. Damn, man. Yeah I know - keep me in your prayers.
Ecard text: Progress report: I now have THREE sexual fantasies of you that don't involve smurfs.

fraught with peril

Ecard text: then you advance on me through a blood red mist wielding a spear. I know  this fantasy is fraught with peril but I figure  that at this point in our relationship you owe me some stuff like this.