school girl

Love Ecard with text: I think that if you really cared about me I would have come home to find you dressed as a Japanese school girl at least half a dozen times by now. — **about this card:**
*school girl* | Look - I'm not saying I don't have issues but when I showed today's card to the guy who delivers my mail he embraced me, burst into tears and declared himself 'expressed'. I showed it to the guy in Starbucks and he grasped my hand firmly, called me brother and announced my lattes would be free forever or his life would be forfeit. It's not all that bad being a spiritual leader some days.

progress report

Flirting and Pick Up Lines Ecard with text: Progress report: I now have THREE sexual fantasies of you that don't involve smurfs. — **about this card:**
*progress report* | So, what did you do today? I drew a smurf. What?! Yeah - a smurf. Damn, man. Yeah I know - keep me in your prayers.

fraught with peril

Love Ecard with text: then you advance on me through a blood red mist wielding a spear. I know this fantasy is fraught with peril but I figure that at this point in our relationship you owe me some stuff like this.

latest 5 newsletters

In which I accidentally create a religion.

I've been revisiting some of my older cards. Some of them are inexplicable.

Some games of cricket can last for weeks. In fact, I think that's one of the reasons I moved to America.

I slightly injured myself. Then, whilst forced to do nothing at all, I began to wonder about my own mental well-being.

And then I was locked up in a holding cell, wondering what to do next.