slightly irregular

Anniversaries Ecard with text: happy anniversary. perhaps now is as good a time as ever to own up about my slightly irregular foot fetish.

worked something out

Flirting and Pick Up Lines Ecard with text: help! i think i've just worked out a new fetish

things are gonna crazy

Flirting and Pick Up Lines Ecard with text: 'Honey, I wanna get crazy tonight and Im not going to lie: things are gonna get weird.'

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I've been revisiting some of my older cards. Some of them are inexplicable.

Some games of cricket can last for weeks. In fact, I think that's one of the reasons I moved to America.

I slightly injured myself. Then, whilst forced to do nothing at all, I began to wonder about my own mental well-being.

And then I was locked up in a holding cell, wondering what to do next.

I tell you, it really makes a man think.