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misheard

'I have a theory. Have you ever vomited and thought: "My God, there's tiny bits of carrots in it. Look at 'em all. Wait, I didn't eat carrots. When's the last time I ate carrots? I need to eat more carrots." Anyway I have a theory. Your appendix? It produces tiny pieces of carrot for when you throw up. That's my theory. (I never said it was a good theory).'
Ecard text: I was sorry to hear that you had died, and am sending you this ecard on the chance that I simply misheard.

friends say

Ecard text: I am not saying you have bad taste in music because I am your friend and friends dont say things like that. Even when friends think it, they remain ever silent. Even when it gnaws at them like some great, insidious insect...

you mean more to me now

Ecard text: you mean more to me, now, than merely a token jewish friend.

more than toast

On Wednesdays I like to post an older card and then spend the rest of the evening hiding in the shrubbery of a nearby park dressed in a swamp-monster costume. I am how urban legends are born.
Ecard text: i like you even more than toast

unique and special

Ecard text: to me you are unique and special just like everyone else