misheard

Thinking of You Ecard with text: I was sorry to hear that you had died, and am sending you this ecard on the chance that I simply misheard. — about this card:
misheard | 'I have a theory. Have you ever vomited and thought: "My God, there's tiny bits of carrots in it. Look at 'em all. Wait, I didn't eat carrots. When's the last time I ate carrots? I need to eat more carrots." Anyway I have a theory. Your appendix? It produces tiny pieces of carrot for when you throw up. That's my theory. (I never said it was a good theory).'

friends say

Thinking of You Ecard with text: I am not saying you have bad taste in music because I am your friend and friends dont say things like that. Even when friends think it, they remain ever silent. Even when it gnaws at them like some great, insidious insect...

you mean more to me now

Jewish Ecard with text: you mean more to me, now, than merely a token jewish friend.

more than toast

Thinking of You Ecard with text: i like you even more than toast — about this card:
more than toast | On Wednesdays I like to post an older card and then spend the rest of the evening hiding in the shrubbery of a nearby park dressed in a swamp-monster costume. I am how urban legends are born.

unique and special

Workplace Ecard with text: to me you are unique and special just like everyone else

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