Tagged as #games.


life can be so sad

Sometimes I play this videogame called The Sims and the little people keep having emotional breakdowns and wind up defecating in their neighbor's kitchens at 3am, or entering other Sim's bedrooms to watch them make-out while they daydream about nachos. God is playing 7 billion games of The Sims. Man, that sure is a lot of thoughts about nachos.
Ecard text: You think you have problems. My Sims are trapped inside a burning house and someone has bricked up the doors. Life can be so sad.

role playing game

The thing about wasps is that you can chant at them and, if they like you, they'll form themselves into a calm sentient pillar in the shape of a person, like a golem, and do your bidding, and carry out certain tasks, like paying the pizza guy or seeing off unwanted visitors. I don't know how people can be sad in such a marvellous world.
Ecard text: Life is a Role Playing Game in which the Dungeon Master has decided not to explain the rules, so don't worry; it's completely appropriate to panic.

all of creation mocks me

Ecard text: My spore creatures discovered the theory of evolution, then stopped believing in me :(

if you don't get well

Ecard text: get well. but if you don't, i'd find it very consoling if you left me you your wii.