Tagged as #guilt.


guilty

'Love makes us great! Example: if Lance Armstrong hadn't been so in love with fame and money he wouldn't have frauded his way to a 100+ million dollar fortune. See? That's not logic, that's romance! Like Lance I'm a wildly romantic person too, though it's tempered with a sensible streak of feminism so when on a date I let the chick buy my meal. I also haven't cried on Oprah yet but I'll get to that.'
Ecard text: I can tell that I love you by the way I like to make you feel guilty about bullshit.

easter guilt trip

Ecard text: Some Romans killed a nice man and then people began to worship him as a God. Then people said 'He DIED for you!? except it turns out you can't kill a God that easily and three days later he was back on his feet anyway.

symbolic emptiness

Ecard text: Christmas is a debt-inducing celebration of commodity culture wrapped inside a guilt trip, which means I won't talk to you if you don't get me a present.

you make me feel awesome

Ecard text: I think its because you tend to suffer weird, debilitating paroxysms of guilt, doubt & anxiety. You make me feel so damned well-adjusted and secure! WOOT!