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gorillas in the midst

March 25, 2014 · Kris St.Gabriel
WTF Ecard with text: If I see a Western Lowland Gorilla today I am totally treating it as suspicious.
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gorillas in the midst | 'The fact that people write to thank me for making a truly useful ecard site has often given me pause for thought: what could I be doing wrong? Seems like too many of you are getting yourselves into some pretty weird situations. Today's card features a gorilla wearing a suit; if it seems relevant to your life then I have little choice but to throw my hands up in despair.'

nobody thinks

March 2, 2012 · Kris St.Gabriel
WTF Ecard with text: Nobody thinks I'm delusional except my imaginary friend, and what the hell does he know?
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nobody thinks | This surprises people but I've never actually lost an argument. People say it's because I'm delusional but people get all sorts of fanciful ideas in their heads. (I've also never lost a game of monopoly because ghosts knock the board off the table whenever I'm losing). Whatever. It doesn't matter. The point is that today's card is here.

sometimes i see things

February 15, 2012 · Kris St.Gabriel
WTF Ecard with text: Sometimes I see thing in the corner of my eye that I don't feel all that comfortable talking about yet.
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sometimes i see things | On Wednesdays I like to post an older card and then spend the rest of the day going off topic. Today I'm in the Netherlands. The Dutch are a handsome people who, somewhat regrettably, like to speak gibberish. But today's card has nothing to do with Holland - what did you expect?

everything is fine

July 14, 2011 · Kris St.Gabriel
Excuses Ecard with text: I can't hang out with you after all. Everything is fine. I just have to find out what's up with my weed.
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everything is fine | I find people very demanding. "Do this, do that, be quiet, don't eat my pudding, put down that knife, tie it off with a tourniquet, drive me to a hospital, what do you mean we're stopping to buy ice cream?" Today's card? Send it to anyone and they'll probably just GIVE you their pudding. It's only reasonable, really.

ghost monkeys

November 9, 2009 · Kris St.Gabriel
WTF Ecard with text: People who dont believe in phosphorescent ghost monkeys have a much harder time dealing with encounters with them.
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ghost monkeys | On Wednesdays I traditionally post an older card and then spend the rest of the day praising Rupert Murdoch's allegedly corrupt publishing empire. That they may or may not have bugged my phone and recorded me drunkenly singing Jewel songs at 2am has only made me more supportive of them.