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February 1, 2013 · Kris St.Gabriel
Birthday Ecard with text: Happy Birthday. And remember: heart disease kills about one in every four people.
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birthday heart | If you know someone who is having a birthday right now you have to send them today's wrongcard. Because it's, like, Providence or something that this card should appear in your life and you have to do it. To ignore Providence is like ignoring God. And we don't do that, okay, because there will be floods and I'll have to build an Ark. If I build an Ark I'm not inviting any bears on-board. Screw that.