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December 11, 2015
Christmas Ecard with text: merry christmas from the u.s. department of homeland security. keeping the skies safe this holiday season!
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homeland security | Christmas isn't just a capitalist holiday - there's a religious side to it as well. The origins of Christmas are very mysterious, especially if you're not good at research. Did you know that Jesus' parents might have been Mexicans? Scholars believe that's why they named their kid Jesus. It all makes sense when you remember they owned a donkey. Anyway, Merry Christmas Mexico (birthplace of Jesus)!