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workplace honesty

March 28, 2013 · Kris St.Gabriel
Workplace Ecard with text: They're not paying me enough money to NOT answer emails honestly.
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about this card:
workplace honesty | Writing work emails is easy. First, I write what I have to say on a piece of paper, then I carefully set fire to that paper and stamp the ashes into oblivion. Then I take a muscle relaxant, sit down at my desk and type up the opposite of what I wrote on the paper and click send. Finally I stab my childhood teddy bear in the head with a pair of scissors.

christmas sneaking

December 19, 2010 · Kris St.Gabriel
Christmas Ecard with text: Merry Christmas Etcetera. But I am not buying you a present because I don't like to sneak around and do things behind your back.
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about this card:
christmas sneaking | Whenever I create a potentially useful Wrongcard part of my soul dies. It never happens intentionally I swear.