Tagged as #honesty.

workplace honesty

Writing work emails is easy. First, I write what I have to say on a piece of paper, then I carefully set fire to that paper and stamp the ashes into oblivion. Then I take a muscle relaxant, sit down at my desk and type up the opposite of what I wrote on the paper and click send. Finally I stab my childhood teddy bear in the head with a pair of scissors.
Ecard text: They're not paying me enough money to NOT answer emails honestly.

christmas sneaking

Whenever I create a potentially useful Wrongcard part of my soul dies. It never happens intentionally I swear.
Ecard text: Merry Christmas Etcetera. But I am not buying you a present because I don't like to sneak around and do things behind your back.