kindness towards llamas

Reminders Ecard with text: Some llamas are born with birth defects and look a little odd but they do not deserve to be mocked by people. — **about this card:**
*kindness towards llamas* | Everybody knows that llamas are the second-class citizens of the horse world. I think they're awesome and a bit better than alpacas. Alpacas kind of have a shifty look about them. They're both okay I guess but in a tight-spot I'd rather have a llama with me than an alpaca. I don't know why but my instincts are usually pretty good about this stuff.

slightly irregular

Anniversaries Ecard with text: happy anniversary. perhaps now is as good a time as ever to own up about my slightly irregular foot fetish.

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I've been revisiting some of my older cards. Some of them are inexplicable.

Some games of cricket can last for weeks. In fact, I think that's one of the reasons I moved to America.

I slightly injured myself. Then, whilst forced to do nothing at all, I began to wonder about my own mental well-being.

And then I was locked up in a holding cell, wondering what to do next.

I tell you, it really makes a man think.