Tagged as #ice cream.


penguin with ice cream

Ever since 2003 ice cream has been a sad topic for me. You see, that year a girl asked to share my ice cream and unwittingly, I consented. I lost 46% of my bowl of ice cream that day. Tragedy - always lurking in the wings...
Ecard text: I don't understand the basic point of Valentines Day so let's instead admire this picture of a penguin holding an ice cream.

modesty

I apologize all the time. Never sincerely, of course - why rob the experience of fun and whimsy? - but just to practice I guess, in case the unthinkable happens. That's right, even I make mistakes, though the last time was in 2003 when I stupidly agreed to share my ice-cream with someone (long story short: I lost half of my ice-cream) but the point is.. look I don't remember. Something to do with sharks.
Ecard text: I'm sorry I'm not always very modest. But in my defence I have fewer things to be modest about.

ice cream and sympathy

Ecard text: i think my sympathy for you entitles us to consume a LOT of icecream. after all - what is the point of sympathy if there is no icecream?

spat in your ice cream

Ecard text: i'm sorry i spat in your ice cream the other day