fairness to myself

Baby Ecard with text: In fairness to myself, the only reason I don't want to hear all about your pregnancy is because I think the process is icky. — **about this card:**
*fairness to myself* | Today's card is for those who talk frankly about their pregnancies. Or rather, today's card is not for those people. Remember: one of the dangers of Wrongcards is that when you send them to others you run the risk of making yourself understood. I hope this message finds you fine and well.

photocopier advice

Workplace Ecard with text: I am not admitting anything here - I am simply saying that you should probably use hand sanitizer after using the photocopier.

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Some games of cricket can last for weeks. In fact, I think that's one of the reasons I moved to America.

I slightly injured myself. Then, whilst forced to do nothing at all, I began to wonder about my own mental well-being.

... and then I was locked up in a holding cell ...

I tell you, it really makes a man think.

I'll be very careful, don't worry.