Tagged as #inappropriate.

good touch bad touch

Ecard text: good touch bad touch. wait - show me bad touch again?

turkey fondling

Yes I know it makes your parents uncomfortable but you said no more politics and besides, isn't it time we as a society had a conversation about turkey fondlers? Look, I know you say it's not a good time but you always say that and - Thanksgiving? I mean the topic just suggests itself! If your extended family is too immature to discuss turkey fondling, then fine but I don't know why I try so hard.
Ecard text: please do not touch the thanksgiving turkey inappropriately this year

inappropriate moments

Ecard text: Thinking of you in some fairly inappropriate moments.