Tagged as #inflatable.

inflatable pony

Romance is dead, they said - but I found out where they buried it. Now it's safely hidden under my bed. Don't worry, it only smells when I get it damp.
Ecard text: Ironically, Justin the Inflatable Pony doesn't give me a hard time about MY relationship with YOU...

romantic sort of way

Ecard text: I enjoy touching you in a romantic sort of way. The secret chambers of my heart are haunted no longer by the delicious tactile squeak of inflatable farm animals. Nonetheless I think your effect on me has been positive overall.