inner world

Excuses Ecard with text: It's not that I don't like hanging out with you. It's that the things that are happening inside my head are usually just more interesting than the things that are happening around me. — about this card:
inner world | I've been thinking. Brevity really is the soul of [word count exceeded]

shot put

Olympics Ecard with text: There is no point in watching Olympic-level shot put events because nothing interesting ever happens. — about this card:
shot put | I used to be quite the athlete back in high school though I had a far less restrained conception of 'competitive' than other students. I probably would have gone pro if the lawyers hadn't shown up talking legalese and waving restraining orders around. Forced into retirement early I guess. Doctors said that sport wasn't for me. Minor ankle injury and a penchant for lighting fires. Whatever.

keep it interesting

Happy Thanksgiving Ecard with text: I am willing to praise the teachings of Chairman Mao if it will kept keep Thanksgiving interesting. — about this card:
keep it interesting | On Wednesdays I like to post an older card and then spend the rest of the day not setting fire to things. Honestly I can't even remember the last time I even TRIED to summon a glorious, whirling chaos demon via the profane rites of fire worship. I promise you: my stamp collection is becoming pretty rad.

busy being interesting

Apology Ecard with text: I am sorry I have not been more supportive of you lately. I have just been very busy being interesting. — about this card:
busy being interesting | You know when a villain ties a person to the railway tracks and sends a letter to the hero saying 'you better get down here or your friend is going to get run over ha ha etcetera?' I don't know if this has happened to me because I tend not to open correspondence. I just forget. Missing the requisite gene I suppose. Here's an ecard for people like me.

getting attention

Get Well Soon Cards Ecard with text: There are many more interesting ways of getting attention besides pretending to be sick

more interesting

Baby Shower Thank You Cards Ecard with text: Let's get this out of the way now: I will not be interested in hearing about your child until it grows into something more interesting. Like an arsonist.

sometimes monologue

Apology Ecard with text: I'm sorry I sometimes monologue but it really only happens when I think you have nothing of interest to say.

happy belated birthday

Birthday Ecard with text: happy belated birthday, if your life was as interesting as mine, you'd forget people's birthdays as well.

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