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inner world

January 16, 2014 · Kris St.Gabriel
Excuses Ecard with text: It's not that I don't like hanging out with you. It's that the things that are happening inside my head are usually just more interesting than the things that are happening around me.
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inner world | I've been thinking. Brevity really is the soul of [word count exceeded]

shot put

August 9, 2012 · Kris St.Gabriel
Olympics Ecard with text: There is no point in watching Olympic-level shot put events because nothing interesting ever happens.
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shot put | I used to be quite the athlete back in high school though I had a far less restrained conception of 'competitive' than other students. I probably would have gone pro if the lawyers hadn't shown up talking legalese and waving restraining orders around. Forced into retirement early I guess. Doctors said that sport wasn't for me. Minor ankle injury and a penchant for lighting fires. Whatever.

keep it interesting

November 23, 2011 · Kris St.Gabriel
Thanksgiving Ecard with text: I am willing to praise the teachings of Chairman Mao if it will kept keep Thanksgiving interesting.
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keep it interesting | On Wednesdays I like to post an older card and then spend the rest of the day not setting fire to things. Honestly I can't even remember the last time I even TRIED to summon a glorious, whirling chaos demon via the profane rites of fire worship. I promise you: my stamp collection is becoming pretty rad.

busy being interesting

September 9, 2010 · Kris St.Gabriel
Apology Ecard with text: I am sorry I have not been more supportive of you lately. I have just been very busy being interesting.
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busy being interesting | You know when a villain ties a person to the railway tracks and sends a letter to the hero saying 'you better get down here or your friend is going to get run over ha ha etcetera?' I don't know if this has happened to me because I tend not to open correspondence. I just forget. Missing the requisite gene I suppose. Here's an ecard for people like me.