internet productivity

Thinking of You Ecard with text: I'm sorry that I find it easier to spend time at Lifehacker than to actually be productive.

internet memes

Thinking of You Ecard with text: I am sorry that total strangers on the internet do not envy or appreciate your knowledge of internet memes and Tarantino movies.

internet ranting

CheerUp Ecard with text: I am glad that when things go wrong we can always RANT ON THE INTERNET and then feel much better about everything.

dating lonely agents

WTF Ecard with text: No matter how lonely you get you should never hang around teenage chat rooms trying to pick up lonely FBI agents.

stop

Workplace Ecard with text: Stop wasting time on the internet. — about this card:
stop | On Wednesdays I like to repost an older card here and then I spend the rest of my day volunteering with organizations that promote Suffrage for Goats. I guess that might surprise many of you because people usually assume I'm too frivolous to be politically engaged. Anyhoo - I hope you're all having a lovely day.

celebrating uniqueness

Valentines Ecard with text: happy valentines day. lets celebrate the uniqueness of our romance with some random ecard i found on the internet.

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A Not So Cricketty Christmas

Some games of cricket can last for weeks. In fact, I think that's one of the reasons I moved to America.

The Infernal Terracotta Pot

I slightly injured myself. Then, whilst forced to do nothing at all, I began to wonder about my own mental well-being.

Strange Passage, Part Two

And then I was locked up in a holding cell, wondering what to do next.

Strange Passage, Part One

I tell you, it really makes a man think.