hoping it goes okay

Passover Ecard with text: i hope that Jesus doesn't show up and ruin your passover... — **about this card:**
*hoping it goes okay* | It's re-hash Wednesday and .. I'm not sure what the Passover is, except that it might be how my Jewish friends celebrate Easter. Moses probably played a part, though, or the Apostles (if Moses wasn't an Apostle). Never said I was good at religion but you can't expect a man to be good at everything.

happy jewish holiday

Jewish Ecard with text: hope you have a great jewish holiday. but im sorry your messiah isn't very punctual.

jesus doesn't like you

Thinking of You Ecard with text: jesus doesn't like you. Guess who is going to hell? here is a hint - it's not me.

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In which I accidentally create a religion.

I've been revisiting some of my older cards. Some of them are inexplicable.

Some games of cricket can last for weeks. In fact, I think that's one of the reasons I moved to America.

I slightly injured myself. Then, whilst forced to do nothing at all, I began to wonder about my own mental well-being.

And then I was locked up in a holding cell, wondering what to do next.