cypridophobia

Flirting and Pick Up Lines Ecard with text: Good news. My desire for you now eclipses my general fear of contracting a venereal disease from you. — **about this card:**
*cypridophobia* | As an enlightened sort of bloke I often feel a heavy weight of responsibility to help my fellow man understand that Romance topic that women like to yap about. Fellas, try to share half the pizza with her, alright? And remember, romance doesn't cost much when there are free wrongcards to send, or even just fresh flower bouquets laying about unattended near new graves. Here to help.

the extra mile

Love Ecard with text: Anyone can promise to be attracted to you until death. But when it comes to making promises I believe in going the extra mile. And a picture of a skeleton. — **about this card:**
*the extra mile* | Anyone who read Wuthering Heights knows that Heathcliff rifled about with Cathy's corpse exactly twice. Linton was immune to such passion, of course, and this is why women always prefer Heathcliff, or any wild-eyed savage who'd cuddle a lady's corpse just for the sake of nostalgia. It's called being romantic, fellers. Pay attention to Wrongcards and I'll teach you all about it.

delightfully impure

Flirting and Pick Up Lines Ecard with text: you make me feel delightfully impure

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I've been revisiting some of my older cards. Some of them are inexplicable.

Some games of cricket can last for weeks. In fact, I think that's one of the reasons I moved to America.

I slightly injured myself. Then, whilst forced to do nothing at all, I began to wonder about my own mental well-being.

And then I was locked up in a holding cell, wondering what to do next.

I tell you, it really makes a man think.