Tagged as #lust.


cypridophobia

As an enlightened sort of bloke I often feel a heavy weight of responsibility to help my fellow man understand that Romance topic that women like to yap about. Fellas, try to share half the pizza with her, alright? And remember, romance doesn't cost much when there are free wrongcards to send, or even just fresh flower bouquets laying about unattended near new graves. Here to help.
Ecard text: Good news. My desire for you now eclipses my general fear of contracting a venereal disease from you.

the extra mile

Anyone who read Wuthering Heights knows that Heathcliff rifled about with Cathy's corpse exactly twice. Linton was immune to such passion, of course, and this is why women always prefer Heathcliff, or any wild-eyed savage who'd cuddle a lady's corpse just for the sake of nostalgia. It's called being romantic, fellers. Pay attention to Wrongcards and I'll teach you all about it.
Ecard text: Anyone can promise to be attracted to you until death. But when it comes to making promises I believe in going  the extra mile. And a picture of a skeleton.

delightfully impure

Ecard text: you make me feel delightfully impure