Tagged as #management.


fear of failure

'I no longer work in an office environment: people couldn't handle my realness. It's a pity because I really enjoyed it, especially 'Mysterious Fire Mondays.' I miss the middle-management types, mostly. I miss seeing the good-natured fear in their eyes whenever I visited their houses late at night to remind them that 'everybody sleeps sometime'.
Ecard text: 'They say it's our fear of failure that holds us back. But I blame Human Resources for hiring stupid middle-managers.''

ears

I like to think of myself as someone who can get along with anybody except for clowns, bureaucrats and werewolves. But filling out forms with a pen is, uh, mental torture. Forms make me agitated. I scribble, panic, weep. I yell lots about 'not wanting to live in this plane of reality'. Anyway. I had to fill out a form today. You can kinda tell, can't you?
Ecard text: Thank God it's Friday and the week did not end with me walking about wearing a necklace made from the ears of bureaucrats.

rich inner life

'People say to me: Che - how do you do it? I say 'hard work and nothing more'. But the truth is that everything pretty much depends on Human Resources not paying too much attention to me. Happy Friday you lot.'
Ecard text: Thank God it's Friday and my rich inner life has not yet come to the attention of upper management.

middle management

You know what bugs me? Being told I have pathological problems with authority. I just don't see it, man. And besides, why I should be subjected to psycho-babble just because I rightly understand that if I don't terrorize a middle-manager every day the entire world will fall into a thousand years of darkness, with pestilence and giant clowns? I'm a bit disappointed in psychiatry, too, obviously.
Ecard text: I have no particular opinion about the overall worth of middle-management. And a picture of a hanging man in silhouette.

job satisfaction

Ecard text: I have found that a limitless source of job satisfaction can be reached through the systematic terrorization of middle-managers .

if you are crazy

Ecard text: If youre crazy, here, youll be given a straight-jacket. But if you re REALLY crazy youll be given more money, promotions + power!   WOOT!