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fear of failure

November 22, 2013 · Kris St.Gabriel
Workplace Ecard with text: 'They say it's our fear of failure that holds us back. But I blame Human Resources for hiring stupid middle-managers.''
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fear of failure | 'I no longer work in an office environment: people couldn't handle my realness. It's a pity because I really enjoyed it, especially 'Mysterious Fire Mondays.' I miss the middle-management types, mostly. I miss seeing the good-natured fear in their eyes whenever I visited their houses late at night to remind them that 'everybody sleeps sometime'.

its all lies

May 14, 2013 · Kris St.Gabriel
Workplace Ecard with text: If our managers care about workplace morale as much as they say they do, then why havent they thrown themselves out of a window?
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its all lies | Some of my closest friends are managers. It's a perfectly respectable job, especially for people who are unable to do anything else. And I get along fine with managers, once they've learned how much easier it is to not ask me questions, like: 'what is it you do here, Che?' or 'why won't you give me back those compromising photos?' On the whole I'd be bored without them.

busy all day

November 11, 2009 · Kris St.Gabriel
Workplace Ecard with text: 'i will be busy all day concealing a violent attitude towards authority and I do not wish to be disturbed'
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busy all day | On Wednesdays I like to post an older card like this and then spend the rest of the day writing letters to various newspaper editors requesting more coverage of the small African nation of Bunwabe. I sign the letters 'concerned'. Bunwabe is a country I completely made up. I believe that one day I'll know why I do this.