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moral universe

June 12, 2013
Father's Day Ecard with text: Happy Father's Day and thank you for not contaminating my moral universe by giving me any material possessions.
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moral universe | My father was Cary Grant. Or Neil Armstrong - my Nanna could get a bit inconsistent after her second bottle of turpentine. Dad being Cary Grant would make a lot of sense, of course, but if he was Neil Armstong then that would explain my tendency to always push everyone out of the way in trying to be the first through any door.