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feminist project

July 17, 2013 · Kris St.Gabriel
Topical Ecard with text: I will call the feminist project a success when women no longer ask men to empty mouse traps.
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feminist project | As a man I've always considered myself a feminist, I think it's because women look really nice. One of the great triumphs of feminism, I think, was getting women out of those uncomfortable shoes that made them really irritable. Do you know how many men went deaf from being screamed at by uncomfortably shod women? Two bazillion. Trust me, I'm very good with statistics.

i need you back

April 17, 2013 · Kris St.Gabriel
Missing You Ecard with text: I need you back with me, I've started eating mice again.
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i need you back | People throw about the phrase 'a cry for help' pretty loosely in society these days - it's easy to get confused. I used to think wearing gumboots while not working in an agricultural capacity was a cry for help. See? If I can get confused, anyone can. Today's rehash Wednesday card is kind of a cry for help but trust me: for best results set a divan on fire.