feminist project

Dark Humor Ecard with text: I will call the feminist project a success when women no longer ask men to empty mouse traps. — **about this card:**
*feminist project* | As a man I've always considered myself a feminist, I think it's because women look really nice. One of the great triumphs of feminism, I think, was getting women out of those uncomfortable shoes that made them really irritable. Do you know how many men went deaf from being screamed at by uncomfortably shod women? Two bazillion. Trust me, I'm very good with statistics.

i need you back

Missing You Cards Ecard with text: I need you back with me, I've started eating mice again. — **about this card:**
*i need you back* | People throw about the phrase 'a cry for help' pretty loosely in society these days - it's easy to get confused. I used to think wearing gumboots while not working in an agricultural capacity was a cry for help. See? If I can get confused, anyone can. Today's rehash Wednesday card is kind of a cry for help but trust me: for best results set a divan on fire.

one mouse at a time

WTF Ecard with text: My scientific experiments on dead mice have brought me tantalizingly close to conquering death ! ... Wait a sec ... Nope, false alarm. Still no progress, sorry.

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I've been revisiting some of my older cards. Some of them are inexplicable.

Some games of cricket can last for weeks. In fact, I think that's one of the reasons I moved to America.

I slightly injured myself. Then, whilst forced to do nothing at all, I began to wonder about my own mental well-being.

And then I was locked up in a holding cell, wondering what to do next.

I tell you, it really makes a man think.