Wrongcards tagged: Minimum

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birthday obligations

Is it your Birthday today? Then I created a perfect card just for you. A-ha! I don't know anyone having a birthday. It was a lie. I lie like a rug! And I'm adrift in a sea of fabrication and dishonesty. But then again: if it isn't your Birthday then you have to admit, you kinda failed me personally as well. I'm going to forgive you, though, because it's what Dr. Phil would want me to do. Dr. Phil has a nice moustache.

• minimum'
• low effort

will this do?

• low effort
• minimum
• yay

ineffectual

• minimum
• low effort
• blah

barely meets standards

• minimum
• standards

here is your card

• etc
• etcetera
• minimum
• low effort