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special occasions

May 31, 2013 · Kris St.Gabriel
Romance Ecard with text: If we start dating then I would no longer need to pay for sex except on special occasions. So it would be win-win for both of us.
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special occasions | Alright blokes, you're fond of a lady but you can't very well show up in her kitchen at 3am, naked and covered in mud and broken glass, claiming to be a time-traveler. Trust me, I speak from experience when I say that women are far too jaded and cynical nowadays for that to work. My best advice? Send this card. My next best advice requires a gorilla suit but I don't give away ALL my trade secrets.

workplace honesty

March 28, 2013 · Kris St.Gabriel
Workplace Ecard with text: They're not paying me enough money to NOT answer emails honestly.
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workplace honesty | Writing work emails is easy. First, I write what I have to say on a piece of paper, then I carefully set fire to that paper and stamp the ashes into oblivion. Then I take a muscle relaxant, sit down at my desk and type up the opposite of what I wrote on the paper and click send. Finally I stab my childhood teddy bear in the head with a pair of scissors.