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silent killer

December 29, 2015 · Kris St.Gabriel
New Year's Ecard with text: Happy New Year. Have fun out there but remember: spider monkeys. They're a silent killer.
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silent killer | Remember a few years back when everyone thought the world would end because some Mayans had predicted it, even though the Mayans didn't predict the conquistadors? Well, I knew that was going to happen. I prophesied it. The only thing stopping me from closing down Wrongcards and becoming a professional prophet is the obligation to grow facial hair. I'm afraid of mustaches.

ghost monkeys

November 9, 2009 · Kris St.Gabriel
WTF Ecard with text: People who dont believe in phosphorescent ghost monkeys have a much harder time dealing with encounters with them.
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ghost monkeys | On Wednesdays I traditionally post an older card and then spend the rest of the day praising Rupert Murdoch's allegedly corrupt publishing empire. That they may or may not have bugged my phone and recorded me drunkenly singing Jewel songs at 2am has only made me more supportive of them.