Tagged as #necrophilia.


the extra mile

Anyone who read Wuthering Heights knows that Heathcliff rifled about with Cathy's corpse exactly twice. Linton was immune to such passion, of course, and this is why women always prefer Heathcliff, or any wild-eyed savage who'd cuddle a lady's corpse just for the sake of nostalgia. It's called being romantic, fellers. Pay attention to Wrongcards and I'll teach you all about it.
Ecard text: Anyone can promise to be attracted to you until death. But when it comes to making promises I believe in going  the extra mile. And a picture of a skeleton.

experimentation purposes

Sometimes people worry about death. But more often people worry about their earthly remains and whether a close personal friend might be planning to disinter their bodies for one reason or another. So I made a card that you can send along as a reassurance.
Ecard text: I want to assure you that, in the event of your untimely death, I would disturb your earthly remains for experimentation purposes only.