effective lesson

WTF Ecard with text: You can tell your kids that they probably can't make mutant friends who'll help them fight crime with them this way, but it's probably a more effective lesson if you just let them work it out for themselves. — **about this card:**
*effective lesson* | In my tireless campaign to teach responsible parenting I do occasionally take a mistep. But this is only because I lack any real experience in child-raising. I don't know if today's card is a mistep but I do think that it is, at the very least, true. And you can't fault a person for being right, can you?

house hunting advice

Reminders Ecard with text: ADVICE: Never move into houses that look anything like this because they are always being attacked by ninjas. — **about this card:**
*house hunting advice* | This is good advice. A lot of people out there seem oblivious to certain risks. I can try and warn people but my words can only do so much. It's up to all of you to exercise all due caution. Remember: be careful out there.

seven ninjas

Inspirational Ecard with text: there are seven (7) ninjas hiding in this picture. but you can't see them - because they're ninjas.

goddamned ninjas

Inspirational Ecard with text: nobody can ever know that we are goddamned ninjas

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I've been revisiting some of my older cards. Some of them are inexplicable.

Some games of cricket can last for weeks. In fact, I think that's one of the reasons I moved to America.

I slightly injured myself. Then, whilst forced to do nothing at all, I began to wonder about my own mental well-being.

And then I was locked up in a holding cell, wondering what to do next.

I tell you, it really makes a man think.