Tagged as #ninjas.


effective lesson

In my tireless campaign to teach responsible parenting I do occasionally take a mistep. But this is only because I lack any real experience in child-raising. I don't know if today's card is a mistep but I do think that it is, at the very least, true. And you can't fault a person for being right, can you?
Ecard text: You can tell your kids that they probably can't make mutant friends who'll help them fight crime with them this way, but it's probably a more effective lesson if you just let them work it out for themselves.

house hunting advice

This is good advice. A lot of people out there seem oblivious to certain risks. I can try and warn people but my words can only do so much. It's up to all of you to exercise all due caution. Remember: be careful out there.
Ecard text: ADVICE: Never move into houses that look anything like this because they are always being attacked by ninjas.

seven ninjas

Ecard text: there are seven (7) ninjas hiding in this picture. but you can't see them -  because they're ninjas.

goddamned ninjas

Ecard text: nobody can ever know that we are goddamned ninjas