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July 9, 2012
Get Well Soon Cards Ecard with text: I am sorry to hear you are feeling unwell. Maybe you would feel better if you provided me with an orgasm.
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very giving | The thing about sick people is they give off fumes which are made up of tiny animals. You can't see them with the naked eye but, if inhaled, they get inside your blood and try to kill you. Also - people with optimistic attitudes have better defenses. That's why you have to cheer up sick people - it makes them less toxic. I've always been good at science.