very giving

Get Well Soon Cards Ecard with text: I am sorry to hear you are feeling unwell. Maybe you would feel better if you provided me with an orgasm. — **about this card:**
*very giving* | The thing about sick people is they give off fumes which are made up of tiny animals. You can't see them with the naked eye but, if inhaled, they get inside your blood and try to kill you. Also - people with optimistic attitudes have better defenses. That's why you have to cheer up sick people - it makes them less toxic. I've always been good at science.

no one can make you

Love Ecard with text: Remember, no one can make you fake an orgasm quite like I can.

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I've been revisiting some of my older cards. Some of them are inexplicable.

Some games of cricket can last for weeks. In fact, I think that's one of the reasons I moved to America.

I slightly injured myself. Then, whilst forced to do nothing at all, I began to wonder about my own mental well-being.

And then I was locked up in a holding cell, wondering what to do next.

I tell you, it really makes a man think.