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chinese restaurants

April 3, 2013 · Kris St.Gabriel
WTF Ecard with text: So it turns out that trying to order panda in a Chinese restaurant is considered offensive.
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chinese restaurants | I want to go to India one day; I love the food and the people seem really nice, despite Hollywood making them out to be violent, tomahawk-wielding lunatics who'll attack anyone in a cowboy hat. But then, I'm a worldly, cosmopolitan sort of guy. And one time I ate Chinese food. Cooked by a retired warlord called General Tso. My life is amazing!

all pandas

September 17, 2009 · Kris St.Gabriel
Thinking of You Ecard with text: I have my own religion and in that religion all pandas secretly hate you.
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all pandas | On Wednesdays I like to post a link to an older card and then spend the rest of my day campaigning for religious tolerance, particularly for all religions that correctly agree with my own views, unlike those other heretic religions that I hate and would burn to the ground if the law wasn't so restrictive.