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improbable muppets movie

November 27, 2010
CheerUp Ecard with text: Cheer up. It's not as if it is your 'Muppet Movie Meets Lord of the Flies' screenplay that is out there receiving only lukewarm interest from all the major Hollywood studios.
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improbable muppets movie | Miss Piggy terrified Kermit and was physically abusive and I alone noticed! Six year old me was FREAKED that everyone forgave her. She's the Charlie Sheen of Muppet World. The only reason today's wrongcard exists is because I have always wanted her head on a stick. I have now formally addressed this topic. Moving on...

suspecting swine flu

November 6, 2009
Get Well Soon Cards Ecard with text: I suspect you have caught the Swine Flu and it's your fault because I warned you to wear a condom and you didn't listen.
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suspecting swine flu | "Oh I heard you have swine flu." "No, I did have a headache but -" "Yeah, sounds like Swine Flu. Stay away from me, man." "It's not --" "Hey back off! I don't need to die right now."