Tagged as #pissing.


yellow

I like to consider myself a spokesperson for Christianity. I may not have finished the Bible - I'm up to the section where Sheila begats Shelob, and Shelob begats Shamwow, etcetera - but I believe that a shortage of knowledge should never disqualify a man from writing about things on the internet. As a greeting card company owner, I also make a hell of a lot of money out of religious holidays - which technically makes me a religious leader of the old-school sort. So as your local religious leader I'm giving you all a Christmas card that you can send to your heathen friends, as a way of guilt-tripping them for being wrong about religion. Don't say I never gave you anything. Merry Holidays!
Ecard text: Merry Christmas. And I am just as mystified as you about how the yellow snow ended up in your snowglobe.

minds wander

There are cards for you, and there are cards for me ... and today's card is for me. I don't really want to talk about it
Ecard text: I'm sorry I pissed on the floor but I lost concentration.