Tagged as #psychiatrist.


moth man inkblot

On Wednesdays I feature an older card and then spend the rest of the day trying to pass myself off as a credible researcher at Harvard Medical School. I carry a clipboard and say things like, "We're making progress. I think we have reasons to feel optimistic." Sooner or later they're going to let me play with the bodies.
Ecard text: In my Rorschach ink-blot test I easily recognized the Moth Man who has been trying to eat my soul since my childhood. But I told the doctor I only saw my mother having sex. I like to make him happy.

psychiatric medicine

Ecard text: My doctor says I am a triumph of modern psychiatric medicine! If he keeps being nice to me I may have to let him out  of my basement.

my frickin psychiatrist

Ecard text: mother, my frickin' psychiatrist wants to send you a commission

my psychiatrist hates it

Ecard text: my psychiatrist says he hates it when i show up in his bedroom at 3am wearing nothing but over mitts. but deep down, i know he's really into it.

four out of five

Ecard text: Four out of five mental health professionals agree that i'm no danger to anybody. Don't worry about that one guy, I'll kill him later.