implausibility

Zombie Ecard with text: Fact: my conviction that the world will one day be overrun by mindless zombies is neither implausible nor absurd as the fact that Kim Kardashian has a television show. — **about this card:**
*implausibility* | Are you worried about zombie attacks? I'm not, I'm worried about other things. I picked up a TV guide recently, just to see what reality shows were popular. But don't worry, I was feeling much better after a few days and I can even go outside again.

actual job satisfaction

Workplace Ecard with text: Remember: a capacity for critical thought may diminish your ability to experience actual job satisfaction. You might want to try reality television. Or eating glue.

advanced literacy

Dark Humor Ecard with text: remember - advanced literacy can lead to feelings of despair and alienation. be careful to conceal this. instead, try to obey impulses originating from televisions.

well adjusted

Inspirational Ecard with text: if to be well adjusted and mentally healthy is to be happy in a cubicle, living out in suburbia and enjoying Reality TV, then I need a straight jacket right now.

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I've been revisiting some of my older cards. Some of them are inexplicable.

Some games of cricket can last for weeks. In fact, I think that's one of the reasons I moved to America.

I slightly injured myself. Then, whilst forced to do nothing at all, I began to wonder about my own mental well-being.

And then I was locked up in a holding cell, wondering what to do next.

I tell you, it really makes a man think.