Tagged as #science.

stephen hawking

I forgot I'd created a 'celebrity' category so I thought I'd do a card for it. This one is about Stephen Hawking. I like him allot but disagree with him about black holes; though I suppose my 'bird droppings on the lenses of telescopes' idea is still only a theorem too. As you know, the jury is still out on science but I am making scientific friends just in case they turn out to be right.
Ecard text: This is not how Stephen Hawking rolls.

unsung heroes

So here's a tip: if you should ever find yourself at a dinner table with some senior IOC officials, don't mention the sentiments of today's wrongcard. They'll blither at you in fluent Belgian or Swiss (or whatever that jibber-jabber was), storm out and leave you with the check. Trust me: it's a good thing I can climb through bathroom windows.
Ecard text: Never forget the real unsung heroes of the Olympic Games ... the scientists working tirelessly behind the scenes to create completely undetectable steroids.

future technology

Ecard text: live in the moment. because, based on what we have already learned from technology, none of us can say with complete confidence that we won't be raped by our android butlers whenever we forget to download their latest service packs..

fricking android

Ecard text: Where is my fricking android butler you useless scientists? (not even going to mention jet packs)

one mouse at a time

Ecard text: My scientific experiments on dead mice have brought me tantalizingly close to conquering death !   ... Wait a sec ... Nope, false alarm. Still no progress, sorry.