Tagged as #selfish.

selfish interests

Ecard text: Why are you far, far away  pursuing your own selfish interests when you should be HERE helping me feel good about myself?

sorry im not selfless

Ecard text: I'm sorry I'm not more selfless but I tried it once and it kind of sucked for me.

this is a triumph

Ecard text: our anniversary is a triumph of my good fortune over your poor judgment. so really it's more about 'me' than 'us'. please remember that tonight