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trite

February 13, 2015 · Kris St.Gabriel
Valentines Ecard with text: Here it is. Your Valentines Day card. Because there just isn't enough trite sentimentality in the world. (A picture of an inflatable pony with the caption - mildly disturbing picture of an inflatable pony.)
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about this card:
trite | I was in love once. It was an earth-shattering experience, a state of instant infatuation. As soon as I tasted that vanilla bean ice-cream cone I fell head over heals. Then, in that moment of ecstasy, some really annoying girl came up and asked for a taste. This is where the story gets bad. , , Turns out, she liked vanilla bean ice-cream too. You know what she does? She sits down right next to me and starts to take turns eating my ice-cream (!) And smiling at me in a simpering sort of way (!) Well, long story short, I only got to eat half of that ice-cream cone. But it was love that I felt for that ice-cream, I am sure of it. Makes me sad to remember, actually., , Sigh. That's love for you, I guess. , ,

reciprocity

February 12, 2015 · Kris St.Gabriel
Valentines Ecard with text: Here is your Valentines Day card. Now it is your turn to do something for me. Vaseline.
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about this card:
reciprocity | Some companies profiteer from war. Others profiteer from love. Which is worse? Here at Wrongcards™ we like to ask the hard questions. Like - is our company guilt-tripping you with stupid made-up holidays? Or are we culture assassins engaged in a war on savagery and kitsch? The answer to that question is really up to you. Or, rather, our lawyers, who very boringly overruled this slogan idea for our website: 'Wrongcards: The Halliburton of Ecards'.

inflatable pony

January 21, 2014 · Kris St.Gabriel
Romance Ecard with text: Ironically, Justin the Inflatable Pony doesn't give me a hard time about MY relationship with YOU...
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about this card:
inflatable pony | Romance is dead, they said - but I found out where they buried it. Now it's safely hidden under my bed. Don't worry, it only smells when I get it damp.

not half so adventurous

May 9, 2013 · Kris St.Gabriel
Flirting Ecard with text: I'm not half as sexually adventurous as Mr Sock.
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about this card:
not half so adventurous | May 9th is National Lost Sock Memorial Day. I believe that every washing machine manufactured after 1963 was designed to eat precisely one sock per month, just to keep everybody in the consumer world a little off-balance. So where do all the socks go? They're sacrificed, with noble intent, for our collective unease. It's a religion I'm starting. And, of course, I'll be taking donations...

practically

April 24, 2013 · Kris St.Gabriel
Flirting Ecard with text: We should get together and have sex sometime. Im getting to be quite good at it, by practicing on things etc.
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about this card:
practically | Today's card is a rehash Wednesday flirting card which means it's probably Not Safe For Work (whatever that means) though it CAN be useful if you'd like to flirt with someone today. It will also make you more popular - every time I send it to a woman she writes back and tells me how much she just wants to be my friend, which obviously is very sweet and quite complimentary.

experimenting

April 11, 2011 · Kris St.Gabriel
Apology Ecard with text: I'm sorry I wrecked your electric toothbrush but I was overtaken by a moment of curiosity.
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about this card:
experimenting | Sometimes I look upon the sprawling glory that is Wrongcards and see that it is good. And other times - today, for instance - I'm fairly sure that I'm going to hell.

i don't judge you

October 19, 2010 · Kris St.Gabriel
Romance Ecard with text: Look, I don't judge you about YOUR taste in sex toys.
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about this card:
i don't judge you | I suspect that today's wrongcard may be a little Not Safe For Work though I'm not sure or good at judging that sort of thing. It's a WTF card, though, which means it is probably more impractical than usual. It's a pity that 'cards that are wrong for every occasion' is such an impractical idea. Next time I start a company I'll do a business plan.

about you and me

April 30, 2008 · Kris St.Gabriel
Flirting Ecard with text: tonight, it's just about you and me, and morris, my mildly bi-curious teddybear.
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about this card:
about you and me | This is one of the very first flirting cards we published. I feel that it is emotionally honest to let a person know just how awesome the night is going to be well in advance. It also gives them the chance to opt out in case they cannot handle high levels of pleasure.