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subliminal

February 6, 2013 · Kris St.Gabriel
Valentines Ecard with text: Here is your Valentines Day card. NOW can you make me a sandwich?
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about this card:
subliminal | 'Gentlemen, bad news: Valentines Day is gonna happen any second now. Ladies, yay, you're about to receive a lot of Hallmark nonsense and a bunch of chocolate that you know in your heart is going to go straight to your hips. Puppies? For you, nothing changes, you're still the best things on the planet and I wish there were more of you.'