Tagged as #sexual.


insufficient

Birthdays are a chore, especially if you're like me and celebrate your Birthday every couple of months with a different group of friends. I find there's safety in numbers. Of identities.
Ecard text: I am giving you this Birthday Card even though you haven't done anything sufficiently sexual in nature to deserve it. Oh look, this bed is empty. (A picture of a bed)

gregarious llama

Ecard text: May your birthday be peaceful and uninterrupted by a sexually gregarious llama who won't take no for an answer.

sorry if i inadvertently

Ecard text: Sorry if I inadvertently make you question your own sexuality.