deeply sincerely

Apology Ecard with text: I am deeply and sincerely sorry you thought this was going to be a deep and sincere apology. — **about this card:**
*deeply sincerely* | I'm still in Spain, by the way - and today I spent half a day out in the middle of a field chasing around three rabbits who simply could not understand I wanted to be their friend. (The Spanish Tourism Authority can expect a strongly worded letter). You know how sometimes people insist you apologize for stuff? Today's card makes them less noisy.

sincerest hopes

Missing You Cards Ecard with text: I miss you when you go away and sincerely hope you have a rotten time. — **about this card:**
*sincerest hopes* | You know how you can care for a person but they still occasionally leave your side to travel, for work or vacation or some other stupid, self-centered reason? I made this card for people like that. They may not deserve us sending them cards but we should try to show them that we can rise above their general lack of consideration.

sincerely sorry

Apology Ecard with text: i'm sincerely sorry for whatever it was that i did this time

latest 5 newsletters

In which I accidentally create a religion.

I've been revisiting some of my older cards. Some of them are inexplicable.

Some games of cricket can last for weeks. In fact, I think that's one of the reasons I moved to America.

I slightly injured myself. Then, whilst forced to do nothing at all, I began to wonder about my own mental well-being.

And then I was locked up in a holding cell, wondering what to do next.