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secret-life

This one time someone told me I was a bit weird and I told them they were a bit normal and then they looked at me as if I'd behaved like a dog on a croquet lawn. What's a man to do when nobody wants to be weird and nobody wants to be normal? My guess is that there's a fine line in there between and this card rests right there...
Ecard text: I am sorry, disappointed and perplexed that you did not find The Secret Life of Snails to be intensely erotic.