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christmas spider

December 20, 2017 · Kris St.Gabriel
Christmas Ecard with text: I may or may not have gotten you a Christmas spider. The joy lies in the discovery.
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christmas spider | People say they want a Christmas surprise, but here's the thing: DO THEY? DO THEY REALLY? I'm not angry but what is the point of you saying, 'I want it to be a surprise' if you're going to run around shrieking for an hour and then go stay at your Mother's until Thursday? And no it's not because I don't understand Christmas, I have an entire WEBSITE about it so technically I'm an expert so there.