Tagged as #steal.

valuable friendship

Do you ever feel sometimes that you have to go the extra-mile just to prove you are a good friend? Well, this card is that extra-mile... and a half.
Ecard text: Your friendship is valuable to me. And that is why I'll need try to steal your kidneys.

invite the natives

Ecard text: Happy Thanksgiving! Lets invite some native Americans over for dinner. We can steal their land while they eat.