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always remember

December 19, 2012 · Kris St.Gabriel
Christmas Ecard with text: 'Merry Christmas, and always remember: you can celebrate Christmas all year round if you know how to shoplift.'
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always remember | Christmas is a time for families. I was raised by my Nanna but she's dead now, though she still appears occasionally in my kitchen at odd hours of the night to howl and gesture menacingly at me. No idea what that's about. At Christmas we would decorate her pet lizards and hook them up to car-batteries to make them dance for us. It was so much fun to be a kid! No idea why I grew up really.

valuable friendship

July 9, 2010 · Kris St.Gabriel
CheerUp Ecard with text: Your friendship is valuable to me. And that is why I'll need try to steal your kidneys.
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valuable friendship | Do you ever feel sometimes that you have to go the extra-mile just to prove you are a good friend? Well, this card is that extra-mile... and a half.

stealing helicopters

April 30, 2009 · Kris St.Gabriel
Inspirational Ecard with text: People would not suffer from depression if they knew how to steal helicopters.
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stealing helicopters | On Wednesdays I like to post an older card and then spend the rest of the day working as a volunteer at a telemarketing company. I'm surreptitiously turning the place into a preemptive suicide hot-line. Everyone I call is pretty confused, of course, but I guess I just believe in changing institutions from within.