Tagged as #television.


implausibility

Are you worried about zombie attacks? I'm not, I'm worried about other things. I picked up a TV guide recently, just to see what reality shows were popular. But don't worry, I was feeling much better after a few days and I can even go outside again.
Ecard text: Fact: my conviction that the world will one day be overrun by mindless zombies is neither implausible nor absurd as the fact that Kim Kardashian has a television show.

actual job satisfaction

Ecard text: Remember: a capacity for critical thought may diminish your ability to experience actual job satisfaction. You might want to try reality television. Or eating glue.

trekkies whatever

Ecard text: You can talk about Star Trek the Original Series, William Shatner, lens flare in space,which Captain was better, or where the new film departs from the official canon any time you want. You just need to tell me first so I can leave the room.

advanced literacy

Ecard text: remember - advanced literacy can lead to feelings of despair and alienation. be careful to conceal this. instead, try to obey impulses originating from televisions.

well adjusted

Ecard text: if to be well adjusted and mentally healthy is to be happy in a cubicle, living out in suburbia and enjoying Reality TV, then I need a straight jacket right now.