shouty man

Political Satire Ecard with text: I'm going to vote for one of the sock puppets on the television because the shouty man on the television said I should. The shouty man hates a lot of people. I'm glad he's my friend. — about this card:
shouty man | The American election process lasts about three years out of every four and costs roughly four bazillion dollars. Last time there was an election the Nobel Prize committee was so terrified of one of the candidates they gave away a peace prize to the other guy just for beating him. I've looked at your candidates and if you want my advice I think you should all learn how to grow your own food.

implausibility

Zombie Ecard with text: Fact: my conviction that the world will one day be overrun by mindless zombies is neither implausible nor absurd as the fact that Kim Kardashian has a television show. — about this card:
implausibility | Are you worried about zombie attacks? I'm not, I'm worried about other things. I picked up a TV guide recently, just to see what reality shows were popular. But don't worry, I was feeling much better after a few days and I can even go outside again.

actual job satisfaction

Workplace Ecard with text: Remember: a capacity for critical thought may diminish your ability to experience actual job satisfaction. You might want to try reality television. Or eating glue.

trekkies whatever

Dark Humor Ecard with text: You can talk about Star Trek the Original Series, William Shatner, lens flare in space,which Captain was better, or where the new film departs from the official canon any time you want. You just need to tell me first so I can leave the room.

advanced literacy

Dark Humor Ecard with text: remember - advanced literacy can lead to feelings of despair and alienation. be careful to conceal this. instead, try to obey impulses originating from televisions.

well adjusted

Inspirational Ecard with text: if to be well adjusted and mentally healthy is to be happy in a cubicle, living out in suburbia and enjoying Reality TV, then I need a straight jacket right now.

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