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tasting tolerance

August 16, 2013 · Kris St.Gabriel
Jewish Ecard with text: 'Happy Rosh Hashanah Day. Even though I have a different religion from you I once tried a plate of Rosh Hashanah in an Indian restuarant and though it was very spicy I'd have it again. Tolerance means being open to everything.'
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about this card:
tasting tolerance | As you know today is Rosh Hashanah, a famous Jewish holiday. I have a Jewish friend (hi Andy) but then, I'm a cosmopolitan guy who almost smoked a Dutch cigarillo once. It's important to have diverse, multicultural friends whose belief systems you can wear down over time. One day Andy will worship the alien lizard god. I'm very patient.

job description

January 18, 2013 · Kris St.Gabriel
Workplace Ecard with text: At least 45 percent of my unwritten job description is the concealment of exasperation.
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job description | In the workplace I'm quiet and keep to myself unless I'm engaged in workplace activism like organizing lunchtime hunger-strikes for a Free Tibet or for Free Bagels, or petitioning for departmental cage fights. I got the janitors to go on strike. That's right, they're not taking any more rubbish. Just a little joke. Sometimes I'm not very serious.

jesus forgives

December 7, 2012 · Kris St.Gabriel
Jewish Ecard with text: I think Jesus will forgive you for being Jewish. Some of his best friends were Jewish.
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jesus forgives | We've been talking a lot about Christmas here lately but let's not forget that Jews also have a Christmas celebration (called Kawanza) that happens sometime between November and February I think. I read that jewish priests ordained it as a sin for Jews to exchange presents, but I'm sure no one will get in trouble if they just send Jewish wrongcards instead.

hunting

August 19, 2011 · Kris St.Gabriel
Topical Ecard with text: Nothing brings forth the thrill of the hunt quite like opening the door to Jehovah's Witnesses.
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about this card:
hunting | For those among us who are religiously tolerant enough to get away with laughing at the religiously intolerant, here is today's wrongcard. For everyone else, well, I look forward to your letters.