Tagged as #venereal.


cypridophobia

As an enlightened sort of bloke I often feel a heavy weight of responsibility to help my fellow man understand that Romance topic that women like to yap about. Fellas, try to share half the pizza with her, alright? And remember, romance doesn't cost much when there are free wrongcards to send, or even just fresh flower bouquets laying about unattended near new graves. Here to help.
Ecard text: Good news. My desire for you now eclipses my general fear of contracting a venereal disease from you.

venereal diseases

Ecard text: Isn't it time we talked about exchanging venereal diseases?

frothy discharge

Ecard text: now it's a frothy discharge. is that wrong?