it likes to watch

Flirting and Pick Up Lines Ecard with text: dont worry about my imaginary friend. it likes to watch — **about this card:**
*it likes to watch* | On Wednesdays I like to post an older card that people may not have seen yet. The thing I like about this particular card is that, if you sent it to someone, all their doubts about you would be laid to rest. That may or may not be a good thing but that's a separate issue, right? Happy Wednesday!

sure no webcam

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stand closer

Flirting and Pick Up Lines Ecard with text: i want to see more of you. could you stand closer to the window when you're naked?

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I've been revisiting some of my older cards. Some of them are inexplicable.

Some games of cricket can last for weeks. In fact, I think that's one of the reasons I moved to America.

I slightly injured myself. Then, whilst forced to do nothing at all, I began to wonder about my own mental well-being.

And then I was locked up in a holding cell, wondering what to do next.

I tell you, it really makes a man think.