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bees

March 6, 2013
Reminders Ecard with text: Warning: bees are everywhere. Take all necessary precautions.
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bees | Whenever a person tells me they are depressed I suggest they bake some muffins. I tell them research indicates that baking increases production of the monoamine neurotransmitter 5-hydroxytryptamine (serotonin). It's not true, I just like muffins. If bees were an ingredient in muffins then this post would be slightly less tangential.

everyone should dream

March 28, 2012
Inspirational Ecard with text: Everyone should have a dream. This is mine. With a picture of a hang gliding walrus.
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everyone should dream | On Wednesdays I always post an older card and then I spend the rest of the day giving up tea. I quaff my ninth and final cup at ten in the morning (the following three are for nostalgic purposes only). Around mid-afternoon I invariably down another final cup to fortify my resolve to quit. I'm only human; the last thing I want is for you to think I'm an addict when I'm merely an inspirational figure.